Murphy's Law

1. The Room Above the Indian Grocery

2. Where are My Socks and Other Mysteries of Love

3. If You Can't Win, Shoot for a Tie

4. Do Someone a Favor and It Becomes Your Job

5. Never Play Leapfrog with a Unicorn

6. Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing

7. Two Wrongs are Only the Beginning

8. Never Wear Earmuffs in a Bed of Rattlesnakes

9. Where's There's a Will, There's a Won't

11. Experience is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It

12. Doing It the Hard Way is Always Easier

13. If Anything Can Go Wrong, It Will