Two and a Half Men

1. Pilot

2. Big Flappy Bastards

3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

9. Phase One, Complete

10. Merry Thanksgiving

11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

12. Camel Filters and Pheromones

13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

14. I Can't Afford Hyenas

15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

16. That Was Saliva, Alan

17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

18. An Old Flame with a New Wick

19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

21. No Sniffing, No Wowing

22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

23. Just Like Buffalo

24. Can You Feel My Finger?