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1. You look like a slut.

2. Go over to them, introduce yourself, say hello.

3. We're the biggest losers of the school.

4. Suck him completely dry.

5. Do you get horny from clothes and make-up?

6. Everyone knows boys lie about everything.

7. You didn't have hair on your balls in your first year of high school.

9. I just don't get who you are anymore.

10. Please. Don't tell Jens...

11. Fuck, you are sexy.

12. That was just really bad advice.