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1. You look like a slut.

2. Go over to them, introduce yourself, say hello.

3. We're the biggest losers of the school.

4. Suck him completely dry.

6. Everyone knows boys lie about everything.

7. You didn't have hair on your balls in your first year of high school.

8. Do I have to spell it? It begins with an N and ends with O.

9. I just don't get who you are anymore.

10. Please. Don't tell Jens...

11. Fuck, you are sexy.

12. That was just really bad advice.